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Aam jindgi:

HUM 1 B LADKI NHI PATA SAKE,

College K 3 SAAL BARBAD HO GAYE.

MENTOS jindgi:

1 B LADKI HUME NHI PATA SAKI,

UNKE 3 SAAL BARBAD HO GAYE!

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Three ways to catch a tiger:

1.NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch you

and catch the tiger.

2.EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,

then catch it.

3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat and beat it

until it accepts it's a tiger!!!

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Ruth jao kitna par mana lenge,

dur jao kitna bhi bula lenge,

dil aakhir dil hai koi sagar ki ret to nahi,

jo likh ke naam aapka mita denge

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Laila Majnu ke kisse purane ho gaye,

pyar, ishq, mohabbat sirf afsaane ho gaye.

Aaj har Romeo ke paas kayi juliet hai,

Aur hAr shama ke kayi parwane ho gaye.

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Marriage is nt a ritual or an end,

it is a long, intricate,intimate dance 2gether

n nothin matters more than

ur own sense of balance n ur choice of partner.

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Fon 1 mandir hai,

SMS uska Bhgwan,

SMS bhejnewala pujari,

padhnewala bhakt,

padh k SMS na karne wala

langr kha k jane wali sangt,

padh k smile krnewala chapplchor!

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Don't take life too seriously

& always find time to laugh warna..

Log bolenge

"ghor kalyug hai,

aajkal cartoon b nahi haste"

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Chate ho kisi ko dil se to kehna to hoga,

ikraar mile ya inkar anjam sehna to hoga.

Wo ek samundar hai aag ka,

naav bhale hi moum ki ho behna to hoga.

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PYAAR MITTA NAHI,

MITANE KE KABIL BANA DETA HAI.

PYAAR MARTA NAHI,

MARNE KE KABIL BANA DAETA HAI.

DIL DE KAR JANTE HAI LOG EK BAAT JO PURANI HAI

KAHTE JISKO ISHQ WO ZEHER KA PAANI HAI.

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Is kadar Hame akele chod jaane ki

sajaa jarur paoge,

Is kadar Hame akele chod jaane ki

sajaa jarur paoge,

Aage raasta khuda hua hai,

phir 'U'-turn maarkar chale aaoge

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Solve this puzzle :-

Wen bullet was fired on Dog,

Tiger died.

Why?

Think

Bcoz d dog's name was tiger.

Improve ur knowledge yaar.

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*~*~ Adil Iftikfar *~*~

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